Review: Woodsman (AKA Darth Maul's dick)

The first review for a Tentickle product is in, and its from "dedicated monsterfucker" Queer Earthling (I hope this is on their CV!). 

How did I not see that the 'mahogany' Woodsman looks like Darth Maul's dick? And how will I ever unsee Inkstar Art's oddly arousing depiction?